Life is about telling the perfect lies.
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OMFG LMFAO FOREVER.
AHAHAHA OMG seriously DED RIGHT NOW xD
Holyshit I was just thinking about how wrong that sounded during the movie! I was sitting there in the theatre laughing by myself because of this part! HAHAHA
kagfasguafyfg! cant.breath… too.much.laughing
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.
“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!”
“Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”
“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”
“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.
“No…not really. I pee every morning at 6:00 am. I piss like a race horse; no problem at all.”
“Do you have trouble taking a crap?” asked the 70-year-old.
“Well, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30 am.”
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, “Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 am and take a crap every morning at 6:30. What’s so tough about being 80?”
To which the 80-year-old replied, “I don’t wake up until 10:00 am.”
lmfao. jealous [;
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.
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i’m currently in love with this song. finding out about the story behind it makes me so sad and cause me to like it even more.
Tonight - FM static
I remember the times we spent together
on those drives
We had a million questions
all about our lives
and when we got to New York
everything felt right
I wish you were here with me
tonight
I remember the days we spent together
were not enough
and it used to feel like dreamin’
except we always woke up
Never thought not having you
here now would hurt so much
Tonight I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
I need your loving hands to come and pick me up
And every night I miss you
I can just look up
and know the stars are
holdin’ you, holdin’ you, holdin’ you tonight
I remember the time you told me about when you were eight
And all those things you said that night that just couldn’t wait
I remember the car you were last seen in
and the games we would play
All the times we spilled our coffees
and stayed out way too late
I remember the time you told me about your Jesus
and how not to look back even if no one believes us
When it hurt so bad sometimes
not having you here…
I sing,
“Tonight I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
I need your loving hands to come and pick me up
And every night I miss you
I can just look up
and know the stars are
holdin’ you, holdin’ you, holdin’ you tonight”
I sing,
“Tonight I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
I need your loving hands to come and pick me up
And every night I miss you
I can just look up
and know the stars are
holdin’ you, holdin’ you, holdin’ you tonight”
ahh i just saw this. long ong long time after the release date i know but i dont have a lot of spare time.
the genre is supposed to be comedy|drama|romance but it made me cry a few times.
maybe im just a wuss.
i find it extremely strange that i am amongst the ‘hardest-to-made-cry’ in my group of friends but i cry so easily when it comes to movies. maybe something’s wrong…
now it hurts when i walk. urgh… there goes running :[
its.just.so.fucking.awesome! salmon sashimi=compressed piece of heaven…
im so so full on both food and happiness. haha japanese food can defintiely cheer you up after a long day.
oh yes, GREEN TEA ICE CREAM IS THE SEX!! haha… or pretty damn close [;
According to World Famous Design Junkies, the camera above goes by the name of the DORYU 2-16 Pistol Camera and is a 16mm police-issue video camera with Cine-Nikkor 25mm F1.4 lens. This stunningly crafted piece of equipment is apparently extremely rare and near impossible to get hold of. Being filmed by someone with one of these must be terrifying. Found at WFDJ.
-faints- wants… so much…
i was honestly AMAZED by Orianthi! i mean she’s just so AMAZING!
i wish i could have just 1/10 of her guitar skills. so fucking awesome!!!
being MJ’s guitarist at such an age is just WOW
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